Thats right kids. This is the big one.

(Victoria: That’s what she said)

There’s going to be a big stanky folk bomb dropped. And its going to smell like a mother. Nobody’s going to open a window ever again. EVER.

You’re going to wanna be all up in that business. We’ll be there. You’ll be there.  People will be all

“Who’s this? Who’s that? I don’t know! Dirt flying everywhere! Was that a hippo? I heard one escaped from the zoo. (that sly dog)”

(No but yeah seriously. Check it: http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/749803–hippo-swims-away-from-flooded-montenegrin-zoo )

There’ll be talk of topics that are such hot potatoes you’re gonna want that in your mouth and don’t even care about the burnt tongue you’ll get.

Friday. Noon. Be there.

(Also, this exists?!)

-Landon & Victoria